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ASSSONOMICS™ · The Dirty Business Of Eating

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asssonomics.com· weekly· Published 26 days ago

A satirical, persona-driven show that frames diet and ultra-processed food as a platform and consumer-rights fight, using sports and stadium business stories as cases. Readers get comedic commentary on food industry economics, concession markups and athlete food branding.

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Platform
Substack
Frequency
Weekly
Latest issue
Sep 29, 2026
Language
English
Written for
Readers skeptical of processed food who enjoy sports and satire
Tone
humorous
Tracked since
Oct 22, 2026

Website: https://www.asssonomics.com